Adult goods and services

Pornography and other sexually suggestive materials (including literature, imagery and other media); dating services; escort or prostitution services



Alcohol or alcoholic beverages such as beer, liquor, wine, or champagne


Body parts

Organs or other body parts; body fluids; stem cells; embryos


Bulk marketing tools

Email lists, software, or other products enabling unsolicited email messages (spam)


Cable descramblers and black boxes

Devices intended to obtain cable and satellite signals for free


Copyright unlocking devices or techniques

Mod chips or other devices or techniques designed to circumvent or allow the circumvention of copyright protection


Unauthorized copyrighted media

Unauthorized copies of books, music, movies, software and other licensed or protected materials; copies of material without proper attribution or references


Counterfeit and unauthorized goods

Replicas or imitations of designer goods; items without a celebrity endorsement that would normally require such an association; fake autographs; currency; stamps; other potentially unauthorized goods


Drugs and drug paraphernalia

Illegal drugs and drug accessories, including psychoactive and herbal drugs such as salvia and magic mushrooms; materials promoting use of illegal drugs or accessories


Drug test circumvention aids

Drug cleansing shakes, urine test additives, and related items


Endangered or regulated species

Plants, animals, or other organisms (including product derivatives) in danger of extinction or whose trade is otherwise regulated by law


Regulated financial products or services

Financial or other regulated products, services, securities, and stored value Investment consulting; refinancing or transfer of non-collectible debt; stock brokerage; manual cash disbursements; money orders; traveler's checks; stocks, bonds, or related financial products; units in collective investment schemes; credit services; provision of services regulated or prohibited by applicable law



Lottery tickets, sports bets, memberships/ enrollment in online gambling sites, and related services


Government Identification Cards or documents

Fake IDs, passports, diplomas, and noble titles


Hacking and cracking materials

Manuals, how-to guides, information, or equipment enabling illegal access or damage to software, servers, websites, or other protected property


Illegal goods

Materials, products, or information promoting illegal goods or enabling illegal acts; goods we do not own or have the right to sell; goods produced in violation of a third party’s rights; goods in violation of export or labeling restrictions; goods recorded on public registers (such as real estate) and whose transfer requires formalities that cannot be legally completed online.


Miracle cures

Unsubstantiated cures, remedies or other items marketed as quick health fixes.


Offensive goods

Goods, literature, products, or other materials that:

Defame or slander any person or groups of people based on race, ethnicity, national origin, religion, sex, or other factors

Defame or slander any person or groups of people protected from defamation or slander by applicable law (such as the protection afforded to the royal family in some jurisdictions)

Encourage or incite violent acts

Promote intolerance or hatred

Promote or support membership in terrorist groups or other organizations prohibited by law

Promote revisionist theories proscribed by applicable law

Contravene public morality

Crime scene photos or items, such as personal belongings, associated with criminals or a criminal act


Protected cultural items

Materials covered by the UNESCO 1970 Convention on the Means of Prohibiting and Preventing the Illicit Import, Export and Transfer of Ownership of Cultural Property or otherwise restricted by law from sale, export or transfer


Precious materials

Bulk sales of rare, scarce, or valuable metals or stones


Prescription drugs

Drugs or other products requiring a prescription by a licensed medical practitioner, veterinarian, or pharmacies; drugs or products whose distribution is regulated


Pyrotechnic devices and hazardous materials

Fireworks and related goods; toxic, flammable, and radioactive materials and substances


Regulated goods

Air bags; batteries containing mercury; Freon or similar substances/refrigerants; chemical/industrial solvents; government uniforms; car titles; license plates; police badges and law enforcement equipment; lock-picking devices; medical devices; pesticides; postage meters; recalled items; slot machines; goods regulated by government or other agency specifications; explosives; hazardous materials; personal data protected under applicable data protection laws


Travel packages and offers

Tours (including hotel, flight, and car reservations), travel clubs, and timeshare properties


Tobacco and cigarettes

Cigarettes, cigars, chewing tobacco, and related products


Traffic devices

Radar detectors/jammers, license plate covers, traffic signal changers, and related products



Firearms, ammunition, knives (that are classified as weapons), brass knuckles, gun parts, and other armaments


Wholesale currency

Discounted currencies or currency exchanges


1- While we will never intentally send one the the items listed on this page, we are not repsonsible for any items sent to you that offends you in any way. Please see our terms of service for additional information.


While the possibilities run wild as to what your something might be, for legal reasons and per our company policies, there are some restrictions.


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